Men’s Magazine, GQ, Calls the President, “A very Eloquent Hat Stand,” & Names Barack Hussein Obama, One of Earth’s 25 Least Influential People!

Men’s Magazine, GQ, Calls the President, “A very Eloquent Hat Stand,” & Names Barack Hussein Obama, One of Earth’s 25 Least Influential People!

Barack Hussein Obama is now a notoriety on a list in which he never expected to be included – GQ’s Top 25 Least Influential People on Earth (2013 Edition)!

GQ called Obama, “A very eloquent hat stand” and lists him as 17th in ascending order of people the editorial team believes lack domestic/international clout.

Adding insult to injury, GQ’s publishers decided the President was only slightly more useful than his leading competitor, the only non human on the list, the cicada – a loud quarrelsome insect that hibernates en masse and reappears every 17 years to eat, breed, and die.  The bug ranked 16.

Pop stars Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, and Justin Bieber gained a rather large lead over Barack Obama, hitting the list as numbers 11, 6, and 4 respectively.

Number 3 on the list was disgraced ex-NY Congressman, Anthony Weiner, whose illicit former sexting partner, Sydney Leathers, helped derail his recent NYC mayoral bid.

Topping the list, however, was former NBA star, Dennis Rodman, who recently traveled to North Korea, according to The Guardian, to “hang out” with the country’s Communist Dictator, Kim Jong-Un, who Rodman called, “A good-hearted kid.”

 

 

 

 

  • GOLDBUYER45

    HA HA TO THE DUMB SHIT

  • Stanly L. Kamaro

    …?
    b7

  • Phillip Jones

    You can bet the editors of GQ will soon be the target of IRS audits.

  • disqus_Ao3LmdU11e

    i only wish he was invisible and mute..

  • jimmy jack james

    king Koon and Sasquach woman need to be run out of the USA.

  • rangerbanger

    The only thing I disagree with is the “eloquent” part–the man’s speech is not only programmed, as he cannot think or speak without a teleprompter or speech to read from, and he’s strident in his delivery–he is greatly overrated, even as a hat stand.

  • dad1927

    long legged Mac daddy fired 200 top generals as well as arming muslims.